NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no
one teaches
How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
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Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late
aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko
neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
:-)
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Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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.
.
.
.
.
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Excuse me !
My face is
above.;-)
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Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask
about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, “How’s the situation?”
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to
get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P
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Smile to old means Respect
Smile to child mean Innocence
Smile to friend means Care
Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!
Still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ey oy
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Difference between Friend & Wife
U can
Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But
Do u have courage
tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”
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Misuse of English!
A Diagram in A Book Was
Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D
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sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in
jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
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Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil
mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,
Karoo ge jawani me jo
girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p
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Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!
Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us
ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
.
.
.
.
.
Khareedo
gay?:D:D:D
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ometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin…
sala. 1 ladki k saath
ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hai..
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Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin
yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori
karni hi padegi..
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Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
Reply
came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
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Aapki Dosti hamein is kada
Aapki Dosti hamein is kadar pyaari hai, Jis tarah bin paani ke machli
bechari hai, Ab na aur kuch khawish hai, Bus tum DOST bane raho ye hi
tum se guzarish hai.By neha kaushik
Aasman humse naraaz
Aasman humse naraaz hai.....?? Taaron ka gussa behisaab hai.! Vo sab
humse jalte hain, kyunki Chand se behtar DOST hamare paas hai. By neha
kaushik
bhulna tumhe na asaan
bhulna tumhe na asaan hoga,jo bhule tumhe vo nadaan hoga,aap to baste ho
dil mein hamare,aap hamein na bhulein ye aapka ehsan hoga....miss u
sooo much By Sav
U may be out of my Nazer, but u not out
U may be out of my Nazer, but u not out of my Dil,u may be out of my
reach, but u r not out of my soch,I may be kush be nahi to u, But u will
be always Sub Kush to Me. By Sara sheikh
Jub dosti ki dastan Waqt sunae ga,
Jub dosti ki dastan Waqt sunae ga, hum ko bi koi shaks yaad aey ga, tub
bhool jain gay zindagi ke gum ko, jub aap kay saath guzra wakt yaad aey
ga. By Naiema
Zindgai udaas hone ka naam nahi,,
Zindgai udaas hone ka naam nahi,,,,,,, Dosti sirf paas hone ka naam
nahi, Agar tum door reh kar bhi hame yaad rakho,,,,,,, is se badkar hame
koi enaam nahi...By Pretty
sans lene se bhi teri yaad
sans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai, nalene se meri jaan jati hai,
kasise kahun ki sanns se main jinda hon jabki sans se pehle teri yaad
hai. By Pretty
Log laut jate Gum hamara
Log laut jate Gum hamara dekhkar jaise Lehar laut jati hai kinara
dekhkar.
Matt dena kandhha meri Arthi ko tum kahin phir se Zinda na ho jau
Tumhara Sahara Dekhkar...By Amul
LOHY KO LOHA KATY
LOHY KO LOHA KATY
SONY KO SONA KATY
INSAN KO INSAN KATY
OR
MARE DOA HAI K -----------------------------
TUM KO KUTA KATY By Mona
CHUP REHTE HAI KYUKI KOI KHAFA
CHUP REHTE HAI KYUKI KOI KHAFA NA HO JAYE.......
HUMSE KOI RUSHWA NA HO JAYE......
BADI MUSHKIL SE KOI APNA BANA HAI,,,,
MILNE SE PEHLE HI KAHI JUDA NA HO JAYE By TANVI
Kash mera ghar tere ghar k samne hota
Kash mera ghar tere ghar k samne hota
baat nahi par deedar to hotaa........... By malaika
KAHA THA US NE K APNA BANA K CHORON
KAHA THA US NE K APNA BANA K CHORON GA
HUWA BHI YOUN K APNA BANA K CHOR DEIYA By N.W.KHAN
tum hamaare kisi tarah na hue
tum hamaare kisi tarah na hue
varana duniya main kya nahi hotaa By N.W.KHAN
dil se tera kahayal na jai
dil se tera kahayal na jai to kaya karain,tu bata tu yad aaye to kaya
karain,hasrat hai tuje ik nazar dekhanay ki,magar kismat wo lamaha na
laye to kaya karain By Hunny
muskra kar hum jee jathe hain.
muskra kar hum jee jathe hain. laiken zeher ka piyla pee jathe hain.
jaan se bhi ziyada pyaar karthe hain ke marthe marthe bhi hum jee jathe
hain. By Thameem
Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho....
.... Toh itihaas banaati hai ! By Ashu
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari ! By Ashu
Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !By Ashu
Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !By Ashu
Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,
Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,
Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye,
Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye,
Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye !!By Ashu
Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer
Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon,
Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon,
Hai meri dosti mein itna dum,
Apni aankh ka aansoon teri aankh se gira sakta hoon !!By Ashu
Raatein gumnaam hoti hai,
Raatein gumnaam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jeete hai,
Ki har lamha doston ke naam hota hai !By Ashu
Khawabon mein ayeng
Khawabon mein ayenfe SMS ki tarah. Dil mein Bas jaen ge RINGTONE ki
tarah. Pyar kabhi kam na ho ga BALANCE ki tarah. Bus aap busy na rehna
NETWORK ki tarah!i!i!i..By Anas
Raaste aise ho, jo chalen
Raaste aise ho, jo chalen ko majboor kare, Maikhane aise ho jo peene ko
majboor kare, Jab koi maut ka daaman thamnaa chahe, tow dost aise ho jo
jeene ko majboor kare By Jeet
Dharti ka gum choopane ke
Dharti ka gum choopane ke liye gagan hota hai, dil ka gum choppane ke
liye badan hota hai,
Mer ke bhi choopane honge gum shaayad isliye har laash pe ek kafan hota
hai By Jeet
Dosti Se Aaj Pyar Sharmaya
Dosti Se Aaj Pyar Sharmaya Hai, Teri Chahat Ne Kuch Aisa Gazab Dhaaya
Hai. Khudaa Se Kya Tujhe Maange, Woh Tow Khud Aaj Mujh Se Tujh Jaisa
Dost Mangne Aaya Hai.
